Katherine and Sarah Fontaine (mostly Katherine) make a magazine every so often. It’s made out of paper. Our aspirational location for it is your bathrooms, coffee tables, also bedside tables, resting when it is not in your hands. It’s called:

Actually People

Here’s our actual website,

But we are not trying to expand. We know it’s confusing that we have a squarespace website if we are not trying to expand but we are elder milennials who started using squarespace 15 years ago and don’t have the energy to learn a new program.

We are longing for the fame and glory that is your eyeballs on our writers’ genius words.

The fame and glory that is you being able to read something that makes you laugh or cry without being interrupted by push notifications.

Actually we do want to expand. By expand we mean, send it to whoever wants it and have the subscription cost enough to pay for the printing and postage. But that math feels hard right now. So for now we’re just doing it anyway. By we I mostly mean Katherine, but I, Sarah, do something every once in a while.

ONE DAY YOU'LL BE ABLE TO CLICK THIS BUTTON TO RECEIVE OUR SPIRITUAL HOBBY, WE HOPE

Tell us anything.

Here is a place you can tell us what you loved about actually people and/or editorial suggestions for the magazine. We love when you write to us because we can’t read your minds or see you read the magazine and we want to know what you think. Also we want to be able to tell the writers someone read what they wrote and loved it.

solutions-free

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fame/glory

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lacking ai

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solutions-free · fame/glory · lacking ai ·

extremely inefficient

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actual people

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no plan

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extremely inefficient · actual people · no plan ·